amos the churchmouse: learning english ain t easy

amos the churchmouse:

a view from under the pew

Editor’s note: Amos is a churchmouse, who types by hopping on the computer keyboard, but he can’t operate the capital shift keys, and he shuns punctuation marks – except hyphens and dashes.

learning english ain t easy

boss you may think that
speaking writing and learning
the english language is the
most natural thing in the
world but that it ain t for
those of us in the church
pew underworld

two recent events highlighted
the reason i ve pointed that out
one is the arrival of jordy the
japanese beetle who s been
trying to learn english for
his naturalization test

the second concerns my
stumbling across a strange
paper in the office of dr judy