Smart aleck valentines available

You can order my new batch of Valentine’s Day cards at

Here are the fronts and backs:

• “You are the Super Bowl of women — The hype is better than the game”

• “There’s a thin line between love and hate — And you’ve crossed it”

• “I don’t like to make mountains out of molehills — But in your case it wouldn’t hurt”

• “You are like candy — In a discount-store pi