Miller Bowlers at Cannon Air Force Base Bowing Alley celebrated Beverly Miller’s 77th birthday on Oct. 6 with a cake, which was really good.
Jan, 24, 2009
January 23, 2009
BEVERLY HILLS – God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Pittsburgh Steeler fans were offered four added flights to the Super Bowl city of Tampa Thursday. The city has two airports. U.S. Airways is based in Pittsburgh and they will let each person select where they want to land, the Allegheny or the Monongahela. • […]
Jan. 18, 2009
January 17, 2009
BEVERLY HILLS – God bless America, and how’s everybody? • President Bush gave a farewell speech to the country Thursday. He gave himself a lot of credit for keeping America safe for the last seven years. Thanks to his policies, airliners now crash into New York City with nothing but a few minor injuries. • […]
Jan. 4, 2009
January 3, 2009
BEVERLY HILLS – God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Marley and Me topped the box office with its story about a couple and their terribly behaved dog. What a moneymaking formula. Jerry Jones is now selling tickets to his new football stadium by chasing the Dallas Cowboys around town with a rolled-up newspaper. • […]
Dec. 28, 2008
December 30, 2008
BEVERLY HILLS–Merry Christmas, everybody, and God bless America. • The Detroit Lions take the field today with the chance to become the first NFL team in history to lose all sixteen of their games. Talk about overpaid. The only people in Detroit who had a lousier year and made more money were the auto executives. […]
Dec. 25, 2008
December 24, 2008
BEVERLY HILLS–Merry Christmas, everybody, and God bless America. • Barack Obama strolled the beaches in Hawaii on his vacation Tuesday. He didn’t have a chance to miss Chicago. He wasn’t in Honolulu for two days when Governor Rod Blagojevich tried to sell his beach chair to Jesse Jackson Jr. for $1 million. • The Baydan […]
Dec. 7, 2008
December 6, 2008
BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Laura Bush presided over the White House Christmas tree lighting ceremony last week on the South Lawn. The ceremony was especially moving this year. The Nativity Scene depicts Three Wise Men from Detroit asking the Baby Jesus for his first miracle. • President Bush bought a large […]
Nov. 23, 2008
November 21, 2008
BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Dick Cheney was indicted in South Texas Tuesday for profiting from the abuse of prisoners at federal detention centers run by a private company. He owns stock in the prison company. It shows the trouble you get into when you invest with your heart. • Somali pirates […]
Nov. 16, 2008
November 14, 2008
BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Sarah Palin was asked at the GOP conference in Miami Wednesday if she will run for the White House. She replied if it’s God’s will she’ll plow through that door. She is four years away from the job and already her Secret Service code name is Janet […]
Nov. 9, 2008
November 8, 2008
BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Barack Obama offered himself as an example of hope to a cheering Chicago crowd Tuesday. It whipped the crowd into a frenzy. If America can elect a black man president whose middle name is Hussein then next year’s the year for the Chicago Cubs. • John McCain […]
Nov. 6, 2008
November 5, 2008
BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Barack Obama won election to be the 44th president of the United States on Tuesday. It was a campaign launched by his opposition to the war. Barack Obama was so annoyed that President Bush doesn’t have an exit strategy that he gave him one. • Barack Obama […]
Nov. 2, 2008
October 31, 2008
BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • CBS Radio marked the 70th anniversary Thursday of its national broadcast of War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells. Every listener believed we were under attack by Martians. After the ensuing nationwide panic, Dick Cheney never worked in radio again. • Bill Clinton campaigned with Barack Obama […]
Oct. 26, 2008
October 25, 2008
BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • The Tampa Bay Rays made the World Series after 10 miserable seasons. Last year they dropped the Devil from the Devil Rays name and went from last to first. John McCain just asked Sarah Palin to change her middle name from Lucifer to Lucinda. • Rancho Cucamonga […]
Oct. 19, 2008
October 17, 2008
BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Acorn workers fraudulently registered Mickey Mouse as a Democratic voter last week in Florida. It’s just crazy. There’s so much fraud in voter registration that five guys on Wall Street are thinking about securitizing it and selling it to German banks. • Barack Obama was revealed to […]
Oct. 12, 2008
October 11, 2008
BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • The White House took North Korea off the terrorism watch list Friday. They are relatively harmless. This year’s premiere episode of 24 has a suitcase nuclear bomb detonating in Times Square and doing less damage than President Bush has done. • President Bush revealed plans to nationalize […]
Oct. 5, 2008
October 4, 2008
BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Sarah Palin and Joe Biden squared off in the vice presidential debate Thursday, televised from Washington University in St. Louis. Americans tuned in just to see how many mistakes they would make. That’s why the debate was sponsored by Liquid Paper. • Steve Fossett’s plane was located […]
Sept. 28, 2008
September 30, 2008
BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • President Bush invited leaders of Congress to the White House Thursday to sell them on his Wall Street bailout. Things look dire. The president warned them that if they don’t pass this bill Saddam Hussein will have nuclear weapons within the year. • Wall Street was flooded […]
Sept. 21, 2008
September 20, 2008
BEVERLY HILLS–God bless America, and how’s everybody? • Yankee Stadium will host its final New York Yankees game tonight. The stadium will be demolished next month. The team gave the demolition contract to an investment bank that promised they could do the job faster and louder and with government money. • Speaker Nancy Pelosi insisted […]
